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 (Picture Credit: Pierce Brosnan with his ever so lovely biting humor) That's right, kiddies. PenguinLan 2007 has been spawned. Every year, traditionally, WDFNews.com has held it's LAN in southern California under the title 'Ratlan.' Well, this year Rat has encountered some trouble and therefore the April Ratlan has been cancelled. The news of Ratlan's cancellation has obviously depressed everyone who has attended the event in years past. There is nothing better than Rat's home-made carne asada. Regardless, we must continue forward. I, the mighty WDF?, am proud to announce the first ever PenguinLan. That's right! Mid-June of this year I will be hosting yet another mediocre LAN party. Here are a couple things you can expect as an attendee:
Nothing dries up the sexual canal more than a bunch of fat, smelly nerds huddled in close quarters uttering such famous phrases like "pwnt" and "i r0x0rd ur b0x0rs."
PenguinLan is being held in my livingroom/office area on the middle floor of my condo. The experience will rival that of flying coach on Southwest airlines.
That's right. Attendees of PenguinLan will have access to a full bar (kinda). There will definatly be an abundance of Vodka, Tequilla, and Whisky... as well as some other shit maybe... and beer. ID's will be required to consume alcohol. Sorry kids, I'm a law abiding citizen. I've weighed the options between going to jail and helping admiral 13 year old get his first buzz aside from stealing daddies beer.... I've decided to avoid prison. Washington is famous for having retarded liqour laws.
If I don't know about it, it's fine. However, there will be no "bong tokes" in my living room.
There will be tons of food. Pizza, Burgers, Steaks, Fries, heart attacks. If it's bad for you it will be served. I will be providing meat. And yes, I said that intentionally. Vegetarian losers need not apply. I will be treating people who show up on time to a trip to Seattle's famous "Dick's Drive-In" Burger Joint as well as Pagliacci pizza. Those that show up late will be treated with Sirus's famous steak. Yes, these steaks and burgers and hot dogs and babies will be charcoal grilled. You won't go hungry. Plus, it's free... so get bent fuckers.
There's lots of power.The internets works... and we won't blow fuses. Bottom Line: We're going to have a great time. There will be Wii Sports tournaments (with l33t prizes!) and other shit on the 56" TV. There will be computer gaming. There will be some other shit which I can't think of because I've been drinking to help me forget when daddy touched me when I was young. Bottom Line? Show the fuck up. RSVP NOW! The Date? June 15-17 Where? Here. Those that RSVP will get the address. I can't afford to be raped at the moment thanks. So far Sirus and I are coming... and I believe Camelspit is coming as well (he does live here.... I can't imagine any other place to be than here hanging out with a bunch of dudes with no women in sight other than my girlfriend.... but she's gained weight lately). The Lompoc crew is also scheduled to make an appearance (led by our very own Xylicon). BOTTOM LINE (x2) It's fucking free to be here. Travel will cost you... whatever. It'll be fun. It'll be worth it. Don't miss it... you'll be sorry that you did. The event begins June 15th at 12PM. People can come and go as they please. I'll be closing shop Sunday the 17th at 11:59PM... that means GTFO so I can eat the rest of the steaks. You have until June 14th at like sometime during the day to let me know if you are coming. I need to know how much food to buy... assholes. You can RSVP by PMing me on the forums, sending me an email at james dot mckenna at pwnzord.com... or you can send me an AIM/ICQ or something. You can even do what Cantrip does and send me a creepy, meaningless postcard with a thumb print as long as you put your name on it. See you this summer.... losers.  [13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump [13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
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will you pay the tickets for me 
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I'd be there if your state wasn't across the fucking continent.  Bike wrote:I like to make werewolf movies. 
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I afree, if i wasnt all the way over here in PA i would be there!
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Yea, if I didnt live in Oregon I would totally be there.  AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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Shizzle wrote:Yea, if I didnt live in Oregon I would totally be there.
Word  TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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I know I won't be able to make it because I will be TDY at Colorado Springs for 6 weeks starting on 4 Jun. Sounds like a lot of fun though. Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish I had some vicodin, it's been a long time. I remember the first time I took some vicodin for fun, it was like my whole body was a dick and god was blowing me.
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Lady of Chaos wrote:will you pay the tickets for me No  stealth wrote: I'd be there if your state wasn't across the fucking continent.  Normally we have the event in California. Hardly a decent excuse. Thanks. Crass wrote: I afree, if i wasnt all the way over here in PA i would be there! Thanks for your input. Shizzle wrote:Yea, if I didnt live in Oregon I would totally be there You totally live a couple hours a way asshole. That's totally lazy. Thanks for your insight. KYFHO wrote:I know I won't be able to make it because I will be TDY at Colorado Springs for 6 weeks starting on 4 Jun. Sounds like a lot of fun though. Sorry. This was the date that worked for us and the guys in Lompoc as well as some local people we know. Maybe next year., The Lompoc guys are coming up from California, so you guys are lame. [13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump [13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
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I'll go if Choco goes =/  Fear the ING! -[Mr.]MaMa-*Bluecell*- -running -varmint
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MaMa wrote:I'll go if Choco goes =/ So do some convincing. [13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump [13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
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Well I would go but of course I live in VA and I'm still trying to get back to the west coast. The closest I found was someone in TX looking to swap bases. I've thought about apply for Recruiting duty but I need to look at the available locations when I get to work tonight.  "For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."
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Well for anyone who is going, you will get to taste some of Whut's favorite cuisine. TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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In all honesty I may actually consider going this year since its so much closer. But its not really my choice, I highly doubt my parents would let me go (Go ahead and laugh) AKA Shinobi Quote:Kick some giga-butt
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Shizzle wrote:In all honesty I may actually consider going this year since its so much closer. But its not really my choice, I highly doubt my parents would let me go (Go ahead and laugh)
Pretty much exactly in the same boat as Shizzle. TripleBam wrote:I was about to correct something but....no...it's all there.
Cantrip wrote:Holy fuck. J-Town is a genius! Brosnan wrote:Whole lotta words that add up to "hey everyone I'm a giant faggot" TripleBam wrote:I just remember chewing it for 5 minutes before giving up. I tried to fit the whole slab into my mouth and some of it started sliding down to where I started to gag on it. I ended up pulling the whole 7" piece by the very tail end from my esophagus before stuffing it under my seat cushion.
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lol. I suppose your parents can speak with my parents to make them feel better...lol. My folks live in the next town over but they can vouch to the fact that I won't rape you. [13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump [13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
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