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When I found whut's site still up I was super stoked at first thinking of all the insane fun we used to ranting/flaming each other on this forum. I'd be surprised if any of you knew this but long before "The Nyquil Bar" there was "Oreo's Playground". By comparison this place is a total ghost town and so fucking boring its painful. Ive given you guys so many jumping off points to completely derail threads and turn them into non-nonsensical babbling... Where did all the personality go? I'm deeply disappointed. But I'm not giving up, oh no. I know the glory days are gone but I'm gonna go so nuts even fukka won't be able to resist being around.
Consider this a decree: OREO IS BACK AND THIS IS MY TOWN BITCHES HAHAHAHA
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What was that Oreo?? I can barely hear you over all of the ladies that are climaxing on Lead Salad's dick. wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:What was that Oreo?? I can barely hear you over all of the ladies that are climaxing on Lead Salad's dick. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
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Oreo wrote:NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!! I fucking like you, Oreo! ;D wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:What was that Oreo?? I can barely hear you over all of the ladies that are climaxing on Lead Salad's dick. My 1 week sexlationship with this really cute chick Shannon just ended so I have to admit my sex life isn't fantastic right now considering I wanted her to be swallowing my load right out of her ass right now... ::sigh::
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Oreo wrote:My 1 week sexlationship with this really cute chick Shannon just ended so I have to admit my sex life isn't fantastic right now considering I wanted her to be swallowing my load right out of her ass right now... ::sigh::
Don't worry. There will be other cum guzzling ladies. *patpat* I'm happy to say that I just got laid tonight. It was fabulous. I have a talented husband! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:Don't worry. There will be other cum guzzling ladies. *patpat*
I'm happy to say that I just got laid tonight. It was fabulous. I have a talented husband! DP FTW!!! Give me a call and we can rock your world together.
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Unfortunately I don't think Duck would handle the presence of a second penis very well. Though you get points for enthusiasm and willingness! He'd probably go for a girl/girl/guy threesome, though. I'm only a couple of drinks away from full blown lesbianism! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:Don't worry. There will be other cum guzzling ladies. *patpat*
I'm happy to say that I just got laid tonight. It was fabulous. I have a talented husband! What does it take to make a girl ditch her friends after 7 straight nights of crazy sex with you for an 8th? 5 txt's, bottle of jager, and my cock.
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Oreo wrote:What does it take to make a girl ditch her friends after 7 straight nights of crazy sex with you for an 8th? 5 txt's, bottle of jager, and my cock.
Now I would think those combinations would guarantee an eighth night?? wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:Now I would think those combinations would guarantee an eighth night?? SEXY TIME!!!
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Speaking of Sexy time.... http://www.youtube.com/w...V5bYDhZBFLA&ob=av2e
I know its a decade old and Benny is a selloutwhore, but omfg so hot.
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So this one is just too good to not share...and swear to Jeebus this is true.
Been sleeping with this one girl who recently moved back into this area and it's been pretty good. So she txt's me today that her ex-bf was going to come visit her and what I thought about this, txt her back saying "I don't understand, if he's your ex and he's visiting then what's the problem?". She responds "Well none I guess then, he got here last night and we hung out.", followed by another txt "yes, I did sleep with him.". At first this didn't bother me at all, then she goes on to say how close they are and how they talked about ME while they were fucking. Now this alone is enough to creep me out hardcore, but because life is such an amazing thing I had to scroll up on my txt log with her to see how for a couple hours we were txting each other back and forth about 3somes the night she was sleeping with him.
WHO SAY'S LIFE IS BORING?! HAHAHA
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Who says life is boring and has two thumbs? This guy. ... I'm referring to myself. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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I'm scared. And what would Ducktor say if he saw this thread? Oh dear (I honestly have no idea, it probably wouldn't bother him).  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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