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So this chick in my company came to my room last night and we had some pinnacle whipped cream vodka with orange soda (a bomb ass drink) and watched some shows on my hard drive. Then i took advantage of the fact that my roomate was KTFO and gave her the hard drive in my bed. The night previous i met up with my old highschool girlfriend who now lives in tacoma, which is right next to my duty station. we ate out at a teriyaki restaurant which was bomb as fukk then went back to her place and i ate her out. Actually i didnt eat her out but it sounds funny with the foreshadowing innuendo. But i did put my penis into her vagina. The week previous i smoked some DMT with my friend and his ex girlfriend. Thats a whole epic story on its own but the important part is that she came down in love with the universe which naturally includes my cock. A thought recently occured to me. Why not, in my aspiration for greatness, emulate a certain fearless leader who shares the same first name as me and have a harem of 7 chicks to service my member? I will now embark on this journey. Consider this my blog. 3/7
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Lead Salad wrote:So this chick in my company came to my room last night and we had some pinnacle whipped cream vodka with orange soda (a bomb ass drink) and watched some shows on my hard drive. Then i took advantage of the fact that my roomate was KTFO and gave her the hard drive in my bed.
The night previous i met up with my old highschool girlfriend who now lives in tacoma, which is right next to my duty station. we ate out at a teriyaki restaurant which was bomb as fukk then went back to her place and i ate her out. Actually i didnt eat her out but it sounds funny with the foreshadowing innuendo. But i did put my penis into her vagina.
The week previous i smoked some DMT with my friend and his ex girlfriend. Thats a whole epic story on its own but the important part is that she came down in love with the universe which naturally includes my cock.
A thought recently occured to me. Why not, in my aspiration for greatness, emulate a certain fearless leader who shares the same first name as me and have a harem of 7 chicks to service my member? I will now embark on this journey. Consider this my blog.
3/7 Getting them drugged or drunk, you're doing it the easy way...
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Roofiecolada anyone? In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Wow... its called Cociane. True reason it's illegal is because it makes getting ass TOO easy.
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I wish you well in your epic quest, however I must advice you that the vagina is a complicated beast and requires individualized attention. The more vaginas involved, the more attention each one requires. There are diminishing returns. Additionally, vaginas will conspire against you by default. You get 7 of them together they will eventually unionize and go on strike for the same 4+ days every month. You do not want to deal with an angry union, they bring lawyers to negotiations. Blood gets everywhere. Much better: Find one awesome vagina and make it happier than it's ever been. Maybe two or three actually, but if you can at least find one you will be all set. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I wish you well in your epic quest, however I must advice you that the vagina is a complicated beast and requires individualized attention. The more vaginas involved, the more attention each one requires. There are diminishing returns.
Additionally, vaginas will conspire against you by default. You get 7 of them together they will eventually unionize and go on strike for the same 4+ days every month. You do not want to deal with an angry union, they bring lawyers to negotiations. Blood gets everywhere.
Much better: Find one awesome vagina and make it happier than it's ever been. Maybe two or three actually, but if you can at least find one you will be all set.
Knife Party - Internet Friends -"You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die!" If years of slaying vag has taught me anything its that girls are just as horny as guys and will do things you never thought they would in bed. One nice milestone to pass for a guy is to sleep with a diff girl 7 nights in a row, not an easy accomplishment but very possible. Same thing for a girl is easy as finding a guy who's checking her out and make her move. I knew a girl who fucked 4+ diff guys in a DAY because she was super horny and just couldn't be satisfied until the last guy, she admitted that she really liked it and had done it a few times. This doesn't count guys double teaming her which in reality happens way more often than a girl/girl threesome. Best advice to you: Keep a nice bottle of tequila/vodka/rum on hand its the best social lubricant and girls don't really like whiskey, bourbon, etc. Pick something funny to watch, girls really like a guy who can make them laugh and feel good without sex first. You may think she's watching the movie but in reality she's judging you head to toe on what you do and say to see if she likes you so talk to her and get the conversation going. This is your time to shine really because no amount of booze/drugs can make up for terrible game. Now on the topic of games... girls love to play them before sex so get used to it because its part of what really turns them on. Getting a girl ready for sex is like 90% mental/10% physical, if you make her laugh and she thinks you're a fun guy to be with(on top of being attracted to you already)then what else do you think she's going to want to do with you? Don't forget to smile when you catch eyes or she smiles at you, that right there can turn a girl off if she doesn't think your happy with her. If you end up locking eyes with her for a moment then tell her how pretty they are, etc. If you can understand that 99% of the time when a girl comes over she knows exactly what she is willing to do there before she comes over then you will be good. Your job is to convince her you're enough of a badass to rock her world. P.S. Coke is like cheat codes but things can get really crazy really quick.
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Oreo wrote:This doesn't count guys double teaming her which in reality happens way more often than a girl/girl threesome. I very nearly found myself in that position. I should probably be thankful it didn't happen. I genuinely liked the girl, it would have been my first time doing... everything involved, and apparently the guy was bi. That could have been bad.
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Good to see that the good old WDFNews.com is back... Wait...good?  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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My question to you is: Why stop at 7? In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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I wasnt really looking for advice but thanks guys. 7 is a cool number, and thats how many someone I know has. But I may not stop at 7 if I get there. going to a dubstep show tonight with the ex from highschool. still banging the girl in my company she also lives in my building so its on a nightly basis now. keeping in touch with dmt girl over texts I hope I dont lose that one. shes pretty hot. got a girls number who works at the PX (military wal-mart)
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Oreo wrote:...This doesn't count guys double teaming her which in reality happens way more often than a girl/girl threesome... I do love me a good girl/girl/girl threesome.... Wait, whut? Never mind. Carry on with your vagina quest, Lead! *salutes* wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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Lead Salad wrote:I wasnt really looking for advice but thanks guys.
7 is a cool number, and thats how many someone I know has. But I may not stop at 7 if I get there.
going to a dubstep show tonight with the ex from highschool. still banging the girl in my company she also lives in my building so its on a nightly basis now. keeping in touch with dmt girl over texts I hope I dont lose that one. shes pretty hot. got a girls number who works at the PX (military wal-mart) Interesting... because when I hear words like, "gf from highschool, "friends ex-gf" I don't think legit #'s.... I think POACHING! Jesus fucking christ if you didn't take effort to find her, seduce her, and finally seal the deal solely on your own merits AT THE TIME it doesn't count. If you want to walk with godly men who shout "SLUUTS!!!" as loud as they can before they deck camels then learn the rules.
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Oreo wrote:Jesus fucking christ if you didn't take effort to find her, seduce her, and finally seal the deal solely on your own merits AT THE TIME it doesn't count. callin bullshit. who the fuck cares how I meet the girl, pussy's pussy.. I have hooked up with bitches that were complete strangers, and bitches that were with my good friends. dudes need to stop acting like its a science to hook up with chicks. I can already seal the deal within the first few seconds of meeting a chick cuz I got dat dere army aesthetics... all you fucking have to do is be yourself and if you're alpha as fuck like me it's no fuckin challenge. the only time you gotta work hard for pussy is if you're a beta phaggot and you're looking for some girl to have a meaningful relationship with. then you gotta meet one who's willing to put up with your bullshit only cuz she got out of a bad relationship and she wants some soft motherfucker who will cuddle with her and talk about feelings and shit.. this quest isnt about relationships its about hoes in different area codes
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Lead Salad wrote:callin bullshit. who the fuck cares how I meet the girl, pussy's pussy.. I have hooked up with bitches that were complete strangers, and bitches that were with my good friends. dudes need to stop acting like its a science to hook up with chicks. I can already seal the deal within the first few seconds of meeting a chick cuz I got dat dere army aesthetics... all you fucking have to do is be yourself and if you're alpha as fuck like me it's no fuckin challenge. the only time you gotta work hard for pussy is if you're a beta phaggot and you're looking for some girl to have a meaningful relationship with. then you gotta meet one who's willing to put up with your bullshit only cuz she got out of a bad relationship and she wants some soft motherfucker who will cuddle with her and talk about feelings and shit..
this quest isnt about relationships its about hoes in different area codes HAHAHA, sry but no I didn't say 1 word about relationships. Keep scavenging and telling yourself its fresh meat, leave the rest for guys with real game.
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dog you are so full of shit... I get it, you wanna be cool and try to find some way to come at me, but your argument is just fuckin flimsy.. I already said it, pussy's pussy.. fresh meat? what the fuck are you even trying to imply? like I'm tryin to hook up with virgins? what does it matter who they fuck and when? the whole point is they are fucking me. get the fuck outta here..
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