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Important advice to all who shave the netherlands: BEWARE THE STUBBLESeriously, how do people deal with this? I've been grooming down under to various degrees for years but recently decided to go for a more thorough shave than is typical for me... I've never had issues like this before. Definitely some minor irritation sometimes, and of course in-grown hairs are hard to completely avoid, but holyfuckingshitthissucks!!! Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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I have no clue really, I just trim it to something manageable not the point where I look like a 10 year old boy In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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pretty much you just deal with it, doing it on a regular enough basis will desensitize it to a good degree.
Otherwise try waxing- I've not gone that route just yet, but would gladly payoff some short team pain for longer term annoyance and irritation. Maybe why I always have fairly short relationships....
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Norelco BodyGroom for your favorite parts. A good moisturizing soap and gillette fusion for just above there. For best results exfoliate before and after. Lots of trial and error in this. Make sure the razor is new. You need a face razor and a crotch razor, don't mix them. For me this is almost perfect. Still deal with minor bumps and stuff but overall much better. Crap is right, the more it is done the better it will be, but only to the extent that you figure out whst works for you. Word of warning, not too often or you will regret it. I feel I have done my good deed for the day. Happy shaving.
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I can't believe how elaborately you folks get... I just use a pair of trimmers. Sometimes with a guard, sometimes without. But then I'm not after the 10-year old boy look, either.. just cleaning it up.
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Razor wrote:Norelco BodyGroom for your favorite parts. A good moisturizing soap and gillette fusion for just above there. For best results exfoliate before and after. Lots of trial and error in this. Make sure the razor is new. You need a face razor and a crotch razor, don't mix them. For me this is almost perfect. Still deal with minor bumps and stuff but overall much better. Crap is right, the more it is done the better it will be, but only to the extent that you figure out whst works for you. Word of warning, not too often or you will regret it. I feel I have done my good deed for the day. Happy shaving. Uh, brb . . . You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Who would have known that Razor was actually an expert with the razor?  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Rikaelus wrote:I can't believe how elaborately you folks get...
I just use a pair of trimmers. Sometimes with a guard, sometimes without.
But then I'm not after the 10-year old boy look, either.. just cleaning it up. I don't get the appeal of the 10-year old boy look myself but it greatly improves the odds she will blow me, so whatever... Another word of advice: Beware the unguarded electric clippers, vibrating blades get hot quickly! Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I don't get the appeal of the 10-year old boy look myself but it greatly improves the odds she will blow me, so whatever...
Another word of advice: Beware the unguarded electric clippers, vibrating blades get hot quickly!
Oh yeah, forgot probably the most important tip: Take your time. This is not like shaving your face. You certainly do not want to rush this by no means. Sorry if that tip was late for some of you.
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That tip should be a given In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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I'm not after any look for my genitalia, I'm after a functionality that results in me getting more action. Not to mention less pauses for her to get a hair out of her mouth. Not all women are as voracious as Cantrip and just suck the hairs on down, ya know?
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ahhhh_crap wrote:I'm not after any look for my genitalia, I'm after a functionality that results in me getting more action. Not to mention less pauses for her to get a hair out of her mouth. Not all women are as voracious as Cantrip and just suck the hairs on down, ya know? My wife doesn't have a problem. >_> A bit of hair just teaches them to keep their mouth shut. And you always have to worry about the women who will look at it and think of a 10 year old boy. Mega blue ball.
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:I don't get the appeal of the 10-year old boy look myself but it greatly improves the odds she will blow me, so whatever...
Another word of advice: Beware the unguarded electric clippers, vibrating blades get hot quickly!
Fucking love me some 10 year olds. Also here's what getting bitten by a Hobo Spider looks like after 10 days: http://i.imgur.com/lYzMy.jpgI read ALL your private messages.
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 In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Rikaelus wrote:My wife doesn't have a problem. >_>
A bit of hair just teaches them to keep their mouth shut.
And you always have to worry about the women who will look at it and think of a 10 year old boy. Mega blue ball. nothing about my equipment has ever led to a girl thinking of a 10 year old boy...might I suggest: 
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