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So there's this game you probably have played where you're asked a question of whether you would rather choose one undesirable alternative over another. -Yes, yes, I know this will end badly, but that's why it's in The Nyquil Bar forum. You can thank my school-aged nephew for this. The object is to answer, perhaps say why you would choose the one alternative over the other if you want disclose that but you don't have to, and then pose a new question. The next person then repeats the process. Say for example the question posed is "would you rather snort a half a container of pepper up your nose or eat a live bee?" I would answer and pose a new question: "Eat the bee, because there's a chance I could kill it before it stung me. "Would you rather have every hair on your body plucked out one by one or have all your fingernails pulled out all at once?" So, the operative question is the one above. Gogogo. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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Hmm.. hair, I think. I could probably get used to that a lot easier than nail pulling, even if it is a lot shorter with nails. Mine: Would you rather get bad diarrhea in a public place with many people seeing you, or find out that the hot girl you picked up for your one night stand is actually a distant cousin that you never met? {pDs} Lead Salad: bike why did you change your name
Jessica343: so I can get heals
{pDs} Lead Salad: oh damn good idea
{pDs} Lead Salad has changed their name to {pDs} Lead Salad (is a girl)
Jessica343: hahah
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Totally the hot cousin. C'mon, you've never had a crush on a hot cousin before? >_>'' Would you rather... 1) Stutter and swear every time you got nervous or 2) Have a really huge obvious raging boner ever time you got nervous? If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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Well the raging boner would be nice, who doesn't like those. Would you rater: 1. Find you parents having sex? 2. Have your parents find you having sex? Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks. TripleBam wrote:That's the most spastic fucking pissing match I've ever seen. Good god.
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get found out-could show the old man I had been learning from him.
Would you rather eat a live bee or spend 10 minutes alone in a closet with cantrip?
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10 minutes alone in a closet with cantrip. Actually I've been looking forward to it, and we better make it 20.
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bragr wrote:10 minutes alone in a closet with cantrip. Actually I've been looking forward to it, and we better make it 20. Bragr failed at stating a new question, so here's one: Would you rather walk until your shoes are soaked with blood (or completely worn through) or walk one mile over cacti?  Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Super Penguin wrote:Bragr failed at stating a new question, so here's one:
Would you rather walk until your shoes are soaked with blood (or completely worn through) or walk one mile over cacti? One mile over cacti. You didn't specify a time limit so I'd just pluck out all the needles as I go. ;P Would you rather be caught having sex on national, live television with the hottest girl you know... Or find yourself unable to get it up when you finally have a shot at the hottest girl you know?
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Rikaelus wrote:One mile over cacti. You didn't specify a time limit so I'd just pluck out all the needles as I go. ;P
Would you rather be caught having sex on national, live television with the hottest girl you know...
Or find yourself unable to get it up when you finally have a shot at the hottest girl you know? Live porno with the hot bitch. Talk about getting mad props everywhere you go. Would you rather....- Find out your Significant Other is a post-operational transsexual - Find out your Significant Other has willfully killed (once) in cold blood. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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HolyJaw wrote:
Would you rather....
- Find out your Significant Other is a post-operational transsexual
- Find out your Significant Other has willfully killed (once) in cold blood.
Jesus man...they were RELATIVELY innocent until Holyjaw gets ahold. That said. ILL BITE! Post op transexual. I guess. If it was good enough to fool everyone, and you cared about the person... I guess I am more uncomfortable with the idea of someone who would murder in cold blood than someone who simply feels like they were making a change to be the person they truly are. Would you rather.... - Live for 10000 years, but never be able to connect with another human beyond the level of two strangers sharing elevator small talk. Lonely for your entire existence, but able to see "what happens next". - Live for 65 years but be surrounded by loved ones and good friends.
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I'd rather live for 65 years surrounded by loved ones, frankly I couldn't go without any kind of companionship Would you rather.. -Have a 6 figure salary where your only responsibility was to fire the most downtrodden, down on their luck employees -Have a 6 figure salary where your only responsibility was to be harshly criticized and verbally abused about everything you do for the rest of your life In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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Gunslinger wrote:I'd rather live for 65 years surrounded by loved ones, frankly I couldn't go without any kind of companionship
Would you rather..
-Have a 6 figure salary where your only responsibility was to fire the most downtrodden, down on their luck employees
-Have a 6 figure salary where your only responsibility was to be harshly criticized and verbally abused about everything you do for the rest of your life I'd do the firing because I could always quit that and get a new job after I rank up some money rather than having the second one go for the rest of my life. Would you rather: 1) Be a god OR 2) Be a mythical creature
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Gunslinger wrote:
-Have a 6 figure salary where your only responsibility was to fire the most downtrodden, down on their luck employees
i would do this for free.. it doesn't change the fact that most people think Jews are much like the Ferengi of Star Trek. More interested in acquiring "profits" than anything else. -Erkdog
Shut the fuck up Frostbite, I know what i am doing i been playing TF2 for 8 fucking years i know how to run my damn servers-Erkdog
More pearls from Erkdog
I say we let him back on the forums.
lol epic
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Frostbite wrote:i would do this for free.. lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz Everything Frosty posts is so terrible, yet so funny. Bawmshell wrote:Would you rather:
1) Be a god
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2) Be a mythical creature Definitely a god. You get to lounge about all day smiting evildoers. Much better than being a flying horse. Quote:Razor: As hard as one might try no one will ever be able to pull one over on Super Penguin. Backpack of Win
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Bawmshell wrote:I'd do the firing because I could always quit that and get a new job after I rank up some money rather than having the second one go for the rest of my life.
Would you rather:
1) Be a god
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2) Be a mythical creature This might shock some people but i would rather be a Mythical creature, Being a god would be so boreing what would you do ..you know all see all and don't perceive time ..all alone as well Make me a giant Blue dragon and all is fun Torching places Killing people Eating said people Taking princess sacrifices ...heh. (Sorry bawn your not on the list anymore) Not to mention can you imagine the blaze of glory i would go out in ..Talk about it for centurys it doesn't change the fact that most people think Jews are much like the Ferengi of Star Trek. More interested in acquiring "profits" than anything else. -Erkdog
Shut the fuck up Frostbite, I know what i am doing i been playing TF2 for 8 fucking years i know how to run my damn servers-Erkdog
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I say we let him back on the forums.
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