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Well? Could ya, punk?  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Given the proper weapon, yes. Or a very long knife. Or some flour and a few m-80s. Or some fuel oil and fertilizer. Or some other form of damage delivery from a distance. Fists, no. Those hooves make brain pancakes very effectively.
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Depends, how good would they would taste?
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as long as I was provided a bottle of A-1 Sauce for the BBQ
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In mid 2003, I took a trip to Disney's Animal Kingdom. http://www.buzzle.com/ed...als/7-26-2003-43458.asp And I was angry. Safety + Peace
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I'd have to say yes... if you can get on his neck/ upper back with a knife i think its possble.Or maybe put him in a "Sleeper Hold" =-)
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Yes. If I could fire a rocket from a rocket launcher. Or if I were driving a bus and hit it. Bare handed? Nah. They bite. You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I would totally take down a fucking giraffe. fucking teddy roosevelt style, with a cadre of homies and a bigass rifle. Then I'd skin it and adorn my moped seat with its pelt.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:Well? Could ya, punk? 2ez [CMS]defiance - Steam: defiance018 - Xfire: defianceoby - www.constantmayhem.com
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I am from the south. We can kill anything. The question is where do you want it when I do?
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You all are way to cocky. Especially Razor. Perhaps you haven't seen this educational video.
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"Who the fuck is Leon Switch and why does he know we have a dog?" - Mrs. Giller
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Bare hands versus a fully grown adult giraffe? No human would stand a chance. You'd all get your asses kicked. Trust me.
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I already responded on Facebook... but seeing you post this here too makes me wonder if you have a giraffe problem? wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!! 
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:I already responded on Facebook... but seeing you post this here too makes me wonder if you have a giraffe problem? You think it is the scarey long tongue?
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:I already responded on Facebook... but seeing you post this here too makes me wonder if you have a giraffe problem? I'm sorry, say what? I thought we all had something but you have clearly left me out of the latest romp. *sniff* I bet you two are "in a relationship" on facebook, too. I see how it is. :) oh, and I am training for a fucking marathon... I could take a giraffe if I wanted but I don't because they're cute. Also, yes, I have been drinking. It's Thirsty Thursday and I've been margarita'ing it up. Fuck yeah!
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