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So I know these people - lets call them the lobster family - and both the husband and wife are celebrating birthdays soon. The problem is that they don't have much money to speak of and want to celebrate without spending a whole lot. What kind of ideas do you have for them? I humbly ask the wisdom of the forums to solve the problem. Aaaaannnnnndddddd GO!  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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A nice thing is to have the non-birthday lobster cook a special meal for the birthday lobster on the lobster's birthday. Serve the birthday crustaceon's favorites with a nice table setting and candles. etc. etc. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Non-stop birthday sex. Keep it going all day and you will barely need to spend any money. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart wrote:Non-stop birthday sex. Keep it going all day and you will barely need to spend any money. Rarely will I do this but I have to agree with Dick on this one. Nothing says Happy Birthday than being naked in a pile. You are welcome Crawdad.
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Razor wrote:Rarely will I do this but I have to agree with Dick on this one. Nothing says Happy Birthday than being naked in a pile. You are welcome Crawdad. What are you talking about? This isn't us - it is the lobster family. *hmph* And in case anyone is wondering - I'll be hitting a decade mark this year. No - I'm not happy about it. And I have to work two jobs on my birthday day. Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Eat first, sex later. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:What are you talking about? This isn't us - it is the lobster family.
*hmph*
And in case anyone is wondering - I'll be hitting a decade mark this year. No - I'm not happy about it.
And I have to work two jobs on my birthday day. You have to just tell yourself it is just a number. Granted it is a reeaallyy big number, it is still just a number. ;)
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Creativity is always more valuable than its cash value. A meal is indeed a meaningful gift, especially if you make it yourself, and doubly especially if its all of their random favorite foods. In my case, it would be pizza, chili, scalloped potatoes, and fluffer-nutter sandwiches. :P Over dinner or after dinner, watch a favorite movie or play some silly board games. If sex is involved, do something crazy and record it, so we can watch it later and take notes. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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I don't know where you guys live, but if it's anywhere near a downtown, go get smashed at a bar. Flirt with someone to judge Crawdad's level of jealousy; if he doesn't get suitably jealous then he's out. If he does get suitably jealous, he's drunk enough to start a bar fight with that dark costa rican soccer player / body builder, and once he gets handcuffed outside the hospital, you can stand next to him and tell him how great he is. Then you can complain about how much jewelry you DONT have and run off to read Twilight. Basically, pretend you 18 again. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Quote:I don't know where you guys live, but if it's anywhere near a downtown, go get smashed at a bar. Flirt with someone to judge Crawdad's level of jealousy; if he doesn't get suitably jealous then he's out. If he does get suitably jealous, he's drunk enough to start a bar fight with that dark costa rican soccer player / body builder, and once he gets handcuffed outside the hospital, you can stand next to him and tell him how great he is. Then you can complain about how much jewelry you DONT have and run off to read Twilight.
Basically, pretend you 18 again. BAD BAD BAD ideas.... Who gave you a marriage counselors license?! For a cheap celebration, nothing is better than just letting the significant other know that you love them. It does not have be anything off the wall or even physically exerting, spendy, or otherwise uncomfortable. The knowledge that other people are there for them is a priceless gift. We all want to be loved and having family randomly show up is the best thing ever.
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That's hella weird that you know a lobster family since you and your husband are a crawdad family.
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Go outside and find a stray cat, clean it up a bit. Then offer it as a gift. There are tons of them out there. If you need one, i can get you one. - Disclaimer - Dont listen to me.
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HolyJaw wrote:I don't know where you guys live, but if it's anywhere near a downtown, go get smashed at a bar. Flirt with someone to judge Crawdad's level of jealousy; if he doesn't get suitably jealous then he's out. If he does get suitably jealous, he's drunk enough to start a bar fight with that dark costa rican soccer player / body builder, and once he gets handcuffed outside the hospital, you can stand next to him and tell him how great he is. Then you can complain about how much jewelry you DONT have and run off to read Twilight. This is a great idea. Safety + Peace
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My thoughts on Muff's comments Muffalopadus wrote:Creativity is always more valuable than its cash value. A meal is indeed a meaningful gift, especially if you make it yourself, and doubly especially if its all of their random favorite foods. In my case, it would be pizza, chili, scalloped potatoes, and fluffer-nutter sandwiches. :P Wow! Is he gay? Muffalopadus wrote:Over dinner or after dinner, watch a favorite movie or play some silly board games. Yep! He is gay. Muffalopadus wrote:If sex is involved, do something crazy and record it, so we can watch it later and take notes. Whew! He is one of us. All is well.
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