Figured I'd post the finalized stuff here now that we're a day away from ruining my shit.



Oh Hi! Didn't see you come in. Just finished wiring up the house for the LAN. Boy, what cool people you all must be for traveling to some strangers house to play video games and sit awkwardly in various pockets of the house, crippled my a strangling feeling in your throat called "socializing." Anyway, some information:


Economy has still hit me hard. No changing that. This year's party is scaled back. Also nothing to be changed. Good news though, we will have 10 Foot Rockband in the back yard. I managed to get a projector in time for this. We may have Beatles RockBand in addition to standard. So... I hate the Beatles.... but maybe you don't. That's neat. We were unable to schedule any musical acts this year, so you'll be tolerating my neato-cheato party soundtrack. It's better than yours, though (don't want to hear it, LeadSalad).

This next part still applies from previous post:



BBQ is purchased. Booze is being purchased tomorrow. I don't think we'll have a keg this year. We have a shit load of beer left over from Burning Man. You can drink that.

Also, big ups to Mrs. Crawdad. Like fucking 7 pies arrived today.

So... we're going to eat that shit too. FUCKING PIE!


So, when is this awesome shit happening? August 21-23.

Those of you who are still confused about what this is... here's the wrap-up thread from last year: http://www.wdfnews.com/w...guinlan-2K8-WrapUp.aspx






Those of you who can make it, here's what to bring:

Computer (duh)
Mouse
Keyboard
Monitor
Headphones
Booze
Power Cables
Good Attitude
Booze
Anything else you think you might need
Booze.
ADDITION:
Ethernet Cable or Wireless card.




In addition to that, we also have Pinball and a Mame Cabinet with 3,000 arcade games loaded onto it. We will also, as stated earlier, be playing Rockband on the projector.


Here's the schedule for Penguinlan:



Couple additional notes on this point. We are starting this at around 6pm. I have class until 4, and most likely we'll need to do some last minute prep work. We have food to feed you with and booze to feed you with and food to booze you with. Please come in a good mood. Please come expecting to hang out with e-friends and fuck around. Please don't expect this to be a super exciting clusterfuckorama party. It's a LAN party. Expect that.




This day might be frightening for some of you e-tards. There are going to be real world people here who don't understand what a "clan" is, or what a "counter-strike" does. They won't want to pet "Sasha" and they don't have any interest in the logistics of "space pony" trading and commerce. Bonus points if you know what Space Ponies are from. This is a standard party. Expect a mixed bag of people pulled from a wide variety of places. The majority of them will be local film crews and various people I've met along my travels. Sirus is bringing burners. Cheney is bringing... someone... or something.

Also, while I'm not worried about you making a fool of yourselves, I reserve the right to end your evening if you become a problem. I put these events on at great personal expense and hard work, and I have worked very diligently to acquire the trust and respect of my neighbors. I do not need you jeopardizing that. However, I'm more concerned with the real world folks being an issue.

We throw seriously awesome parties seriously 75% of the time. Don't be surprised if this years falls into the 15% of fail. Seriously. However, we have a good track record.







-If it is blocked with caution tape, do not go through said tape. These areas are marked off for a reason, primarily for your own safety. My house is wired. I mean WIRED. There are cables and hoses running along areas of the house. It gets dark at night. If you trip and break your face, I can't be held responsible. Please keep to the non-cautioned areas. Stay out of my fucking garage.
-Keep out of my bar.

I'll be behind the bar all night on Saturday. I can get you anything you want. You can drink as much as you want (yes, we've had pukers before). I just need to make sure people aren't wandering off with booze. It's not because I don't trust you, it's because I don't trust some of the other people coming. It's a liability issue. Thanks for understanding.
-No drugs. At all. Ever. I can't control what my girlfriend does, but she's not going to sue me if something goes wrong. Ya'll might. You can leave to smoke your dope or whatever you want to do and come back if you wish, but please keep drugs off of my property. I cannot afford a lawsuit or an arrest. Please don't tell me about how you saw Margo smoking weed or whatever. She has the vagina pass. Unfortunately it only applies to her vagina, not yours.



Sunday is when we say our goodbyes. I can promise I will be tired and less amusing than I will be on Friday or Saturday. Please don't think I'm in a bad mood. I've done this before, it takes a lot out of me. I'm just sleepy. Don't take offense.

We have a hottub.

The weather is supposed to be nice. You can use said hottub (I drained it, cleaned it, refilled it, and bombed it with chemicals for this event. I hate dirty hottubs). Bring swim shit if you want. You also don't have to. We encourage you to jump in naked... Well, at least we encourage Phoenix to. We can base naked privileges on your level of attractiveness. This disqualifies me from achieving nakedness, unfortunately... or fortunately, depending on your perspective.





There are two bathrooms in the facility.

I urge you all to please utilize the one in the main area. Only use the one in my room as a last resort if the other one is taken.

Please do not urinate or defaecate outside. Please do not urinate or defaecate on the neighbors property. Please do not urinate or defaecate on my bed.

UPDATE:
Due to circumstances beyond my control, the activity of fucking on SirLordPoop's bed while he's sleeping in it has been canceled. He moved out.





Games we will be playing:

-Sins of a Solar Empire

-TF2

-"What's in Sirus' anal cavity?"

-RockBand

-DemiGod

-Fisting (special invite only).

I'm glad the pies made it.

Don't eat them all before the party, Whut.



And have fun everyone! May I request lots and lots of pictures this year? We were rather disappointed with the lack of pictures last year.

There a cure for that now , its called the furry Football

::punt:: problem solved

Want to go very mucho. Take lots of pics, get drunk, make it Trips fault, dont mess with the cat, puke on Whuts bathroom floor, melt your comp, and be the number one party stop in the U. S. A! O and take funny vids. We need some youtube material here.

DCMH, I'm good for a half a Bennie or so if you want to factor that into your budget when you purchase booze. Ask Whut to call me if you need more than that, but I'll get it to you when I get there.

That said, I'm getting on a plane in less than three hours. I'll be there tonight, but prolly won't come stalk anyone until Friday.

I will not be bringing any rigs as I have had no time as an adult now to build or take apart any that I have to pack into the one bag I'm carrying onto the plane. Will bring my gaming mouse and mebbe headset - you never know . . .

Will be staying elsewhere. Don't want to wake up with a shaved eyebrow as that would be hard to explain at work next week. The sore and bloody butthole I can hide.

No care packages. No comp. No nothin. Still haven't packed and need to be out the door in 40 minutes.

I'm coming.

I coming for you Whut. Er, on you, Whut.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-out.

All I can say is rock on! I look forward to meeting you all and having a good time. See you there!

Why aren't you coming?

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That's the event listing for Saturday... lol...