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ThexShadow
#1 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 12:07:21 PM
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The artist in charge of designing the demo update page apparently had a fight with one of the higher ups. All in all it ended in his termination, but he leaked the first page of the update in revenge. Enjoy.
Update!

46616b6520557064617465
^HEX
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#2 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 12:26:12 PM
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Not sure I'm buying this one. The achievements lend authenticity, but many of them fall short of the mark with ideas like "standing on" projectiles and "close-range," very difficult terms to actually define in a computing language.

And an achievement called "Shithead?" Really?
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#3 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 12:44:09 PM
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... Shouldn't this be in Garbage :(? That's far less believable than the fake Spy update from some time ago.
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#4 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:02:33 PM
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Totally fake
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#5 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:05:00 PM
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Didn't anyone read the numbers or the bottom of the update page...
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#6 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:06:52 PM
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Hi, read the fine text at the bottom of the update page. Thanks.
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#7 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:09:25 PM
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ThexShadow wrote:
Didn't anyone read the numbers...

That string of numbers and a b in the middle below your first post? Yeah, care to elaborate? I'm not a robot I'M A MAN.


Btw didn't they already say soldier was going to be the next update?
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#8 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:21:20 PM
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Oh, I see. Alright. Cool-kid points for you, I guess. Thanks for framing it as a real leak. It's appreciated here.
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#9 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:24:23 PM
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Go and view the full fake update here.
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#10 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 1:41:49 PM
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For those who cant read small text, this is the bottom of that page.
Quote:
© 2009 Valve Corporation, all rights reserved. Valve, the Valve logo, Half-Life, the Half-Life logo, the Lambda logo, Steam, the Steam logo,
Team Fortress, the Team Fortress logo, Opposing Force, Day of Defeat, the Day of Defeat logo, Counter-Strike, the Counter-Strike logo,
Source, the Source logo. Fake made by [Dispenser Team] Kari and Lisiy.
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#11 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 2:21:26 PM
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I didn't even have to click the link to know it was fake. Employees can't leak things from game companies for any reason. It's illegal, they will lose thier job and will be sued for thousands and thousands of dollars.

Nice try :)

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#12 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 2:36:33 PM
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Dragon wrote:
I didn't even have to click the link to know it was fake. Employees can't leak things from game companies for any reason. It's illegal, they will lose thier job and will be sued for thousands and thousands of dollars.

Nice try :)

They "leak" shit all the time for publicity.
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#13 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 2:59:02 PM
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Dragon wrote:
I didn't even have to click the link to know it was fake. Employees can't leak things from game companies for any reason. It's illegal, they will lose thier job and will be sued for thousands and thousands of dollars.

Nice try :)

Plus, they won't get a job anywhere else.

"Oh...you leaked a bunch of shit from valve? Yeah we wanna hire you!!"

What tipped me off was the 24 achievements. (all the others had 37-39)
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#14 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 3:01:40 PM
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Too bad demo's not gonna get an update any time soon... the only class I play.
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#15 Posted: : Friday, September 18, 2009 3:02:32 PM
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Demo doesn't need an update *puts cool sun glasses on*
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