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When discussing compliments (or lack thereof), it would be wise to refrain from saying, "My presence should be enough of a compliment to you."  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:When discussing compliments (or lack thereof), it would be wise to refrain from saying,
"My presence should be enough of a compliment to you." Question: when talking to your significant other about presents or desirable gifts, is saying something within the lines of "My gift to you is myself" acceptable? I don't know yet and I don't want to look like an ass once I do. I'm not married...(and someone at this very moment comes up with a pun for why 12 isn't married) DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Mr. 12 wrote:Question: when talking to your significant other about presents or desirable gifts, is saying something within the lines of "My gift to you is myself" acceptable? I don't know yet and I don't want to look like an ass once I do. I'm not married...(and someone at this very moment comes up with a pun for why 12 isn't married) No - that is never acceptable. It makes you look like an ass (and a conceited one, at that). Now, if that phrase is accompanied by something sparkly and shiny and jewelry-like, than it is a bit more acceptable. Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mr. 12 wrote:Question: when talking to your significant other about presents or desirable gifts, is saying something within the lines of "My gift to you is myself" acceptable? I don't know yet and I don't want to look like an ass once I do. I'm not married...(and someone at this very moment comes up with a pun for why 12 isn't married) You're kidding, right? If not, go to the nearest mirror and say those exact words while looking at yourself, and see if you can keep a straight face.
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I'd say Crawdaddy's got the right of it, here... silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:No - that is never acceptable. It makes you look like an ass (and a conceited one, at that).
Now, if that phrase is accompanied by something sparkly and shiny and jewelry-like, than it is a bit more acceptable. so remember kiddies...being a good person and someone of valuable character is so/so and not to be discussed....but having cash, that's downright ok.
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Why can no man please a woman? Because no man has a giant chocolate penis that ejaculates money. In all sincerity, there are far better places to air this kind of laundry. With that laid down, I will participate. I have said this exact line myself to a girlfriend of 2 years. While I'm no longer dating her for unrelated reasons, we were far from an undesirable coupling. Arguments and fights happen. It's what happens when people love each other. You know that. So, have some red wine and unless there's a history of this and you're sincerely unhappy, play some scrabble. Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:Why can no man please a woman?
Because no man has a giant chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
In all sincerity, there are far better places to air this kind of laundry. With that laid down, I will participate.
I have said this exact line myself to a girlfriend of 2 years. While I'm no longer dating her for unrelated reasons, we were far from an undesirable coupling. Arguments and fights happen. It's what happens when people love each other. You know that.
So, have some red wine and unless there's a history of this and you're sincerely unhappy, play some scrabble. Think most chicks would be happy with just the chocolate dick. guy would love it too .lol it doesn't change the fact that most people think Jews are much like the Ferengi of Star Trek. More interested in acquiring "profits" than anything else. -Erkdog
Shut the fuck up Frostbite, I know what i am doing i been playing TF2 for 8 fucking years i know how to run my damn servers-Erkdog
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I say we let him back on the forums.
lol epic
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After being married to two women (consecutively) for a total time of marriage of 28 years, the main thing not to say to her is : " Will you marry me?". "I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like ... victory"
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TripleBam wrote:Why can no man please a woman?
Oh, but I wasn't mad at him, you see. Just thought that the peanut gallery might want to learn from poor, drunk Crawdad's misstep. And men please women all of the time. Just not by saying stupid things like that. Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Mrs. C, I goddamn love you for bringing this topic here. So many epic quotes from our decidedly male-centric community. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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tpractice wrote:You're kidding, right? If not, go to the nearest mirror and say those exact words while looking at yourself, and see if you can keep a straight face. Couldn't keep a straight face. lol I knew what I was saying before I posted, though Mrs.C's response caught me off guard a touch. How is the addition of jewelry along with my clearly absurd statement "better" in that context? That's like saying "My gift to you is myself and this 14 carrot diamond to woo you over". A bit taboo, don't you think? =P DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Mr. 12 wrote:Couldn't keep a straight face. lol
I knew what I was saying before I posted, though Mrs.C's response caught me off guard a touch. How is the addition of jewelry along with my clearly absurd statement "better" in that context? That's like saying "My gift to you is myself and this 14 carrot diamond to woo you over". A bit taboo, don't you think? =P Nah. Unless you're dating some weird communist thundercunt dike who's all against materialism and shit the best way to get a chick wet is with shiny jewels.
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Lead Salad wrote:Nah. Unless you're dating some weird communist thundercunt dike who's all against materialism and shit the best way to get a chick wet is with shiny jewels. Damn...I was born in the wrong century then. Better hit up that time machine. DredNaught wrote:In regard to the ladies... or lack thereof: Just remember that it's about quality, not quantity. And when you do meet a lucky lady, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
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Mrs.Crawdad wrote:When discussing compliments (or lack thereof), it would be wise to refrain from saying,
"My presence should be enough of a compliment to you." You could get back at him by cheating on him... ...with me.... Just toss'n the idea out there :P wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?! wrote:{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
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