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Giller [GwDR]
#1 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 9:37:31 AM
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OK OK ...here are my unlockables:

The Oppressor - An automatic sniper rifle that doesnt drop the scope after each shot. 8 shots before requiring reload. Power bar takes twice as long to fill after each shot as regular rifle.

Diazapan pills - After consuming - Sniper has full power charge for 10 seconds for as many shots as he can get off . Followed by 15 seconds of confusion/drunk effect. 1 minute 15 second cooldown.

I cant think of a knife replacement just yet....


NOW YOU GO!

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Bike
#2 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 10:31:15 AM
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I'd like to see a sniper rifle that halves each body shot, but does extra damage for each headshot and doesn't require charging.
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RichardAwesome
#3 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 11:35:10 AM
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High powered cross bow/bow. slows/immobilizes target.

Bowie knife. Can be thrown at the target.

Camouflage that allows you to stealth while scoped. Breaks upon movement.


Trying to go with a basic theme for the sniper without treading too far into the other classes or getting too weird.
Lead Salad
#4 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 1:36:28 PM
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would be funny if the sniper got a cup of coffee similar to the sandvich that dramatically increases reload/walk speed or something. Of course it would be the "#1 Sniper" mug from the trailer.
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#5 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 5:52:13 PM
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Bike wrote:

I'd like to see a sniper rifle that halves each body shot, but does extra damage for each headshot and doesn't require charging.

OMG yes please!!


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TitaniumPhoenix
#6 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 6:19:22 PM
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I don't know how Valve would do it, but I want one thing: BOOMERANG

Discuss.
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#7 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 8:51:10 PM
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Extra damage for each headshot? What, instant death from a headshot isn't good enough? Geez, you snipers...

My humble submission for an achievement: the "Get Out the F'n Base" award that you can only get for 20 kills in a row, none of them headshots.
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#8 Posted: : Thursday, April 09, 2009 9:34:06 PM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
I don't know how Valve would do it, but I want one thing: BOOMERANG

Discuss.

Hell yeah. Like that kid in road warrior!
RichardAwesome
#9 Posted: : Friday, April 10, 2009 9:32:01 AM
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TitaniumPhoenix wrote:
I don't know how Valve would do it, but I want one thing: BOOMERANG

Discuss.



Would be pretty tight.
jamesbigmac
#10 Posted: : Saturday, April 11, 2009 6:09:01 AM
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How about a Valve-sponsored aimbot?
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HolyJaw
#11 Posted: : Saturday, April 11, 2009 9:32:25 AM
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jamesbigmac wrote:
How about a Valve-sponsored aimbot?


bahahaha. I second this.
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Saber (Wu)
#12 Posted: : Saturday, April 11, 2009 4:53:56 PM
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Knowing valve... and the past updates... it'll be something anti uber and spies.

I've thought of this ALONG time ago before the air blast and sandman. But I've always thought that valve will give the sniper a rifle that will charge to PIERCE walls that are thin enough and ubers. As the charge increases you'll see targets more and more that are behind a wall that you're aimming at. Meaning you can't snipe a sniper while you're behind a wall in 2fort without showing yourself as well. The damage will lose 25-40% shooting targets through walls. -10-15% against uber. The whole idea of the seeing through walls would be like l4d where you see your team and enemy (infected screen).

The Jarate is the new melee weapon for spies which will make spies appear and lose their disguises(I think...). 2ndary weapon... idc... :/ More knockback weapons?
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#13 Posted: : Saturday, April 11, 2009 5:27:13 PM
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Saber (Wu) wrote:
The Jarate is the new melee weapon for spies which will make spies appear and lose their disguises(I think...). 2ndary weapon... idc... :/ More knockback weapons?

I think the Jarate was a joke...


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Splinter
#14 Posted: : Saturday, April 11, 2009 10:38:45 PM
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endyss wrote:
Saber (Wu) wrote:
The Jarate is the new melee weapon for spies which will make spies appear and lose their disguises(I think...). 2ndary weapon... idc... :/ More knockback weapons?

I think the Jarate was a joke...

Sandvich... Energy Drink.....


I really dont see a piss jar too far behind. Would be funny to see a jar of piss forcing absolute 0 friction for a few mins.

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jamesbigmac
#15 Posted: : Sunday, April 12, 2009 7:25:12 AM
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Splinter wrote:
endyss wrote:
Saber (Wu) wrote:
The Jarate is the new melee weapon for spies which will make spies appear and lose their disguises(I think...). 2ndary weapon... idc... :/ More knockback weapons?

I think the Jarate was a joke...

Sandvich... Energy Drink.....


I really dont see a piss jar too far behind. Would be funny to see a jar of piss forcing absolute 0 friction for a few mins.


Jarate was definitely an April Fool's joke, but they might actually turn it into something that can be used.
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