Then give up your milk money!

If you need milk that bad, then reach into your pants and milk yourself for your milky white liquid.

I am not an alcoholic... I am a drunk.... Alcoholics go to meetings.

Grumpy wrote:

WDF? wrote:

Our ... is going up today, actually..... so... yeah... I'll section it.

WARNING!
Times mentioned in the above post are stated in WHUT time... which is not the time normal humans are accustomed. Whut time is relative. Today is defined as whenever Whut happens to get a bug up his ass and thinks he is gotten sorta of close to being in the mood. The actual real life timeframe for these occurences is unknown at this time. Sometimes it happens more than once in a day and during other periods it would be more like for hell to freeze over than anything actuallly getting done. Currently we are in a time frame where it would seem that there would be more of a chance of Dragon getting a girlfriend as far fetched as that might be than there would be of anything actually happening here.

-YourAimSucks -Reaper o'Blood -{pDs} Bloodhands

. . . through empirical observation?

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"

You're thirsty.

So I'm visiting some friends who had a baby recently.  The baby was like six weeks old.  She was going through a growing spurt where she needed to eat like every two hours or she would get pissed. 

We're driving back to their house.  I'm in the back with mom and baby between us.  All of a sudden, baby goes into "baby of rage" condition red.  Her face contorted in a way I didn't know was humanly possible.  They didn't have a bottle made, and it would be another ten minutes until we got back to the house.

So mom tries to feed her without pulling baby out of the baby seat and without mom unbuckling her seat belt.  So, we're in a dark minivan racing home.  Mom is pulling as far forward as she can with her teat in hand.  Baby in baby seat facing the back of the car is like inches from it and SCREAMING her head off.  She is screaming so hard, she tries to scream and breathe at the same time, which pisses her off even more. 

I can't take it anymore so I pull the baby seat to have baby's mouth meet mom's teat.  Still like an inch away.  I take my knee and push up on the seat then I hold baby's head up as much as her restraints will allow.  Success.  OMG, I'm never having kids, on purpose.

You should be more like Cantrip.



Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ."
GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit."
Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. "
WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore."
GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD"
llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!"
Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"