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Super Penguin
#31 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 3:33:35 PM
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Wow, didn't expect there to be this much arguing in one day...

Keep up the good work guys, it's entertaining!

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#32 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 3:52:52 PM
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Super Penguin wrote:
Wow, didn't expect there to be this much arguing in one day...

Keep up the good work guys, it's entertaining!


I'd quote from his last post but I'm so bored with him and swear to god he doesn't get shit at all. ::sigh:: I miss Rat, booze, and all those other badass mother fuckers who taught me a thing or 2.
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#33 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 4:12:47 PM
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Super Penguin wrote:
Wow, didn't expect there to be this much arguing in one day...

Keep up the good work guys, it's entertaining!


I aim to please. =P
Was getting boring (and sad), though. Some people dig themselves into holes. One can only point it out for so long before repetition ensues.

Oreo
#34 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 5:04:03 PM
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And nothing I said has anything to do with judging girls. Nothing in any of my posts has anything to do with what they look like or judging them. Having fun beating the straw man?


You're painful at times dude. This thread is entitled "Quest for seven vaginas", which Ive been meaning to make this point but having 7 sluts in your phone doesn't qualify as a mile stone at all, just means you have very low standards and will take whatever pussy you can get. Saying something "pussy's, pussy" is total bs. Sorry but not all pussy was created equal! Want to try to argue with me more about that? Ok, got 2 words for you... PROFESSIONAL MODELS!!! We pay the massive sums of money JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE! Ive reread this thread twice and I see ZERO holes in anything Ive said.

Rikaelus wrote:
And that assumes that I don't have a point of comparison. We've been together for 8 years. We've had periods of good sex, and periods of bad. When it's good, we both know it. When it's not, we both know it. She has no reason to fake it. That's something that comes with being comfortable with another person; there's no reason to lie or mislead.



Married that young? God.. Keep telling yourself that dude, what she says to her gf's is very different.

Rikaelus wrote:
On the other hand... by your own admission, these women don't know you very well. They actually have incentive to fake it, for fear your might get angry if you don't live up to your own expectations. You've certainly got an ego. It can be a dangerous thing to go against someone's ego. Especially when in a compromising position.


WHAT?! You're painting me out to be some fucking psycho who intimidates girl into liking me? WHERE DID FEAR EVER COME INTO THIS?! God you are so out of your league here its sad.

1. These girls are not even close to becoming my gf. I don't lead them on and despite popular belief 2 people can just fuck and be fine.
2. If you bring a girl home with the promise of being good in bed, then fail, she gets fucking pissed and leaves. The only person who's afraid in the situation is ME that if for some reason I'm not going to be able to preform for her.
3. Keeping that in mind she can throw me out like yesterdays garbage at anytime, she's not going to comment on something unless she cares enough too. No previous attachment, just words being taken at face value.


Rikaelus wrote:
Alternatively, there's a level of excitement that goes along with having sex with people you barely know, which could also lend itself to increased pleasure that wouldn't persist over long periods of time. So like I said, keeping a girl satisfied year over year is a much greater accomplishment than short-term.


Are you telling me this from experience? Cause I severely doubt you have any to speak of. My first real relationship was 3 years, followed by another year long one in college, and 2 more year+ long ones since Ive been back.

If you think I don't enjoy waking up next to a girl I love, saying morning, kissing her, then banging her brains out with my morning wood you're dead wrong. It's amazing. I stopped doing hardcore drugs, going to raves every weekend, smoking more weed than Snoop Dogg, and drinking myself to death BECAUSE I want that one girl to come into my life, I'm dying for it honestly. But that doesn't mean I can't enjoy all the wonderful girls around me trying to find her until I do.

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#35 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 6:11:43 PM
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Oreo wrote:
You're painful at times dude. This thread is entitled "Quest for seven vaginas", which Ive been meaning to make this point but having 7 sluts in your phone doesn't qualify as a mile stone at all, just means you have very low standards and will take whatever pussy you can get. Saying something "pussy's, pussy" is total bs. Sorry but not all pussy was created equal! Want to try to argue with me more about that? Ok, got 2 words for you... PROFESSIONAL MODELS!!! We pay the massive sums of money JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE! Ive reread this thread twice and I see ZERO holes in anything Ive said.


And I never said "pussy's pussy". Keep beating that straw man.

And my overall point is that even having 7 professional models doesn't make you win at life, like you seem to think it does. Anyone with a sexual organ can have sex. Anyone with a big dick can get a lot of chicks. Sex is just one aspect of life that needs to be balanced with others, and it's those who can strike a proper balance that get the farthest in life.

This is the Skyrim argument all over again. You don't like Skyrim so think everyone else should follow suit. You think banging a lot of chicks earns you respect and awesomeness, and think everyone else should agree.

Well, I love Skyrim and pity any adult who bases their reputation on the number of legs that spread for them, regardless of how attractive the girls are.

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#36 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 7:06:37 PM
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Rikaelus wrote:
And I never said "pussy's pussy". Keep beating that straw man.

And my overall point is that even having 7 professional models doesn't make you win at life, like you seem to think it does. Anyone with a sexual organ can have sex. Anyone with a big dick can get a lot of chicks. Sex is just one aspect of life that needs to be balanced with others, and it's those who can strike a proper balance that get the farthest in life.

This is the Skyrim argument all over again. You don't like Skyrim so think everyone else should follow suit. You think banging a lot of chicks earns you respect and awesomeness, and think everyone else should agree.

Well, I love Skyrim and pity any adult who bases their reputation on the number of legs that spread for them, regardless of how attractive the girls are.


YOU ARE SO RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY! You can't tell the difference when somebody is saying something for entertainment value and when they're being serious! How mother fucking daft are you? THIS IS A ONLINE FORUM WITH ITS ROOTS IN FLAMING AND BULLSHIT THE LIKES WOULD KILL YOU UPON READING IT! Honestly, do you read your own posts after you hit save? Cause it doesn't seem like it.
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#37 Posted: : Friday, December 16, 2011 9:29:53 PM
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Oreo wrote:
YOU ARE SO RETARDED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY! You can't tell the difference when somebody is saying something for entertainment value and when they're being serious! How mother fucking daft are you? THIS IS A ONLINE FORUM WITH ITS ROOTS IN FLAMING AND BULLSHIT THE LIKES WOULD KILL YOU UPON READING IT! Honestly, do you read your own posts after you hit save? Cause it doesn't seem like it.


So you've gone for almost 2 pages claiming you regularly have sex with varying attractive women, and none of it's true?
Well, at least you're being honest now.

Real life is entertaining enough. I've never had to lie to people online for entertainment value. Obviously it's all my fault for not realizing you were making it all up all along. Because, you know, I know you so well and everything, to tell such things.

P.S. 2 pages here AND a page in the Skyrim thread, actually...

Lead Salad
#38 Posted: : Saturday, December 17, 2011 10:58:46 AM
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Starting to really like this girl in my company so yeahhh this quest is abandoned lol.
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#39 Posted: : Saturday, December 17, 2011 1:00:22 PM
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In regards to this whole thread

In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.

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#40 Posted: : Sunday, December 18, 2011 9:03:14 AM
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This, lol. Although I must say I have a new respect for you, Rik.

Also: congrats Lead! ;)
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#41 Posted: : Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:03:55 PM
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lol thanks
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#42 Posted: : Sunday, December 18, 2011 11:21:03 PM
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Will this thread ever stop being hilarious?

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#43 Posted: : Monday, December 19, 2011 12:36:22 AM
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Gunslinger wrote:
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Awesome.

Super Penguin wrote:
Will this thread ever stop being hilarious?


Donno. Oreo hasn't posted in a while. =(

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