Do You Shower Brew? Options
Cantrip
#1 Posted: : Friday, June 03, 2011 11:12:31 PM
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So I visited some old school drinkin buds. They had a bbq during the day and we all went out drinkin afterwards. No one got arrested btw.

So getting ready to go to their local bar I opened another beer. I took it into the downstairs shower with me. Haven't done shower brew in years.

-And no Rikaelus, I didn't shower with any of those dudes.

Do you shower brew?



You'll notice the cruddy soap - divorced homeowner you see. I used the bodywash instead. To use the bar of soap, I would have had to wash the soap first.

Cantrip don't do germ-ridden soap.

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You should be more like Cantrip.



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#2 Posted: : Saturday, June 04, 2011 3:06:30 AM
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Déjà vu.
Feels like this topic existed a long time ago.

Oh. And I don't believe you.

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#3 Posted: : Saturday, June 04, 2011 9:05:39 AM
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About 5 years ago, my then girlfriend brought me a Newcastle while I was in the shower. I drank it, but it was awkward. I would have preferred she joined me instead of the beer.


HAHA stupid horse, the sign says Deer crossing

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#4 Posted: : Tuesday, June 07, 2011 10:58:22 AM
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I have to say that a brewshower does not sound that good. The beer would get all warm. =l
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#5 Posted: : Saturday, June 25, 2011 8:22:10 AM
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Beershowers are the absolute TITS. If you haven't had a "shower brew," you haven't lived. Whenever I don't have work immediately, it's beershower in the morning all the way.

Alternatives include:
Piss Beer
Beer Beer
BUFFALO
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