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So, I had breakfast at a local diner. I was sitting at the counter, because Cantrip always dines alone.
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I had scrambled eggs, hash browns and pancakes.
The people sitting next to me (the other usual counter people) asked if I was going to do the "thing" I do to my pancakes.
The thing I do to my pancakes is "grid" them, as one person described.
You see, when I was a baby, my mother would grid my pancakes thusly:
Mom would do that because it was easier for her kids to eat pancakes. And nobody makes pancakes better than mama.
I don't remember her ever doing this to me as a baby. Then again, I don't remember suckling on her teat as a baby, but I know I did that. And I mean I did that a lot.
Anyway, for as long as I have been able to hold a knife and fork, I have always done this to my pancakes. It always makes me think of my mother.
I love my mother. I love that she did this to my pancakes and that I do that and think of her. I love that she let me suck on her teat for life when I was a baby, and I think of that when I suck on teats now. Well, part of this paragraph is not true. Not really.
Personal note: Whut has a pierced nipple that tastes scrumptious. -I'm just sayin'.
You should be more like Cantrip.  Twitchy: "I pulled a Cantrip . . ." GivePeaceAChance: "If the Tempest had nipples, I'd pinch that shit." Xylicon: "I'm about to deliver my [Richard] in your face for posting that stupid shit. " WDF?: "He keeps reaming me... night after night... I'm rather sore." GivePeaceAChance: "OMG MY NIPS ARE HARD" llenta: "cantrip, you fail!!!" Filliam H. Muffman: "i'm on top of dick"
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I'm not sure if you noticed cantrip but someone spat on your pancakes. BTW I like to cut my pancakes into a grid as well before munching down on breakfast goodness.  ahhhh_crap wrote:no, splinter has ethics and whut has emotions
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Bragr rolls his pancakes into a neat roll and shoves it down his throat. Because he's a whore like that.
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All I could think was, "I hope thats not Cantrip syrup all over that nasty plate." If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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