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Dick Cheney's Mechanical Heart
#1 Posted: : Thursday, March 11, 2010 2:34:31 PM
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Mr. 12
#2 Posted: : Thursday, March 11, 2010 3:15:50 PM
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This reminds me of a little game called KOTOR, where, in my experience as playing as a soldier from the Republic, ventured into the galaxy to meet a number of unique individuals in ever engaging adventure and discovery. "WAIT A SECOND!" says Darth Malik, the sithlord and my antagonist. "You're technically a brainwashed stooge who used to be an evil guy just like me! We're totally homies, bro! =D" without the sarcastic lingo to liven up the mood. Thinking heavily, I soon came to realize that every single thing I did up to that point was by no means "luck" or by my own choosing; but rather, it was because I was a Jedi unknowingly -- a God damn Jedi. "Do you want to continue playing a soldier class after you become a full blown jedi?" the yoda wanna-be on a familiar Jedi counsel subconsciously states. "NO! You cannot, because you MUST use the Jedi class" despite my choosing "no" 50 billion times. Me, as the player of such a great adventure, time and time again, realized that whenever I decided to practice "freewill" and choose not to believe that I was who everyone else told me, I was merely told that I was wrong. Wrong like a hooker on the street corner giving BJs to dudes for $10 when all the other prostitutes charged $5.

If "free will" is simply an abstract concept skewing a reality where everything you do is 100% predefined by "fate" or some such, then my life is basically KOTOR...which sucks.

My name is Mr.12, and I play too many role playing/choose your own adventure games. =|
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HolyJaw
#3 Posted: : Friday, March 12, 2010 4:38:07 PM
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I played KOTOR. Is there any reason why trying to play light side is SO FUCKING DIFFICULT when dark side means the last level is like 3 seconds long for you?

Hm, hundreds of jedi's coming in droves and waves... I can use FORCE PERSUASION on them and TALK my way out of it, only ot have to FORCE SPEED away and fight anyways, or i can FORCE LIGHTNING from like a mile away and just bitch gtfo.
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Yes.... Same parents


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meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
Mr. 12
#4 Posted: : Friday, March 12, 2010 4:47:19 PM
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HolyJaw wrote:
I played KOTOR. Is there any reason why trying to play light side is SO FUCKING DIFFICULT when dark side means the last level is like 3 seconds long for you?

Hm, hundreds of jedi's coming in droves and waves... I can use FORCE PERSUASION on them and TALK my way out of it, only ot have to FORCE SPEED away and fight anyways, or i can FORCE LIGHTNING from like a mile away and just bitch gtfo.


There was only one thing I liked about going on the light side: your avatar looks like Jesus with a white glow illuminating everything. Outside of that, dark side ftw.
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#5 Posted: : Saturday, March 13, 2010 1:26:54 PM
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I had serious issue with choosing to do the wrong (moral) thing even in a video game. I was telling my singer the other day I have a terrible illness. I have a life long case of dudley do right disease. It's almost on the verge of a OCD level. Except for when it comes to taxes and that dosent count.


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