Don't go afk around muff Options
JaseSpots
#1 Posted: : Tuesday, February 16, 2010 3:25:20 PM
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{pDs} Muffalopadus: Ok jase
{pDs} Muffalopadus: here's the skinny
{pDs} Muffalopadus: I have 30 minutes. AVP isn't loaded. Lets do something.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: good god, why did I watch that?
{pDs} Muffalopadus: I blame you, jase, for not distracting me
{pDs} Muffalopadus: I watched a surgeon remove a fishhook from a dudes eye. =o
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Now I'm watching open heart surgury on a baby orangutan. It looks so bored right now, lol
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Now I'm watching an autopsy. OMG
{pDs} Muffalopadus: They dont waste time opening up the body.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: swip swip, all cut up
{pDs} Muffalopadus: lol, found breast implants
{pDs} Muffalopadus: they didn't know
{pDs} Muffalopadus: they're all like "Oh, lol, lookit this! Suprise!"
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Oh dear. They snip through the ribs with like big tree limb cutter things. Snip snip
{pDs} Muffalopadus: man
{pDs} Muffalopadus: I guess its like a dissection in a bio lab, but its still weird cuz its so big.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Bye bye liver and heart...and intestines too
{pDs} Muffalopadus: So now its like a chest cavity and spine.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: They think the lady od'ed on antidepressants
{pDs} Muffalopadus: ok, so the chest cavity was weird but not too bad, but now he's kind of up by the head and its creepy
{pDs} Muffalopadus: oh...scalped her.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: rotary saw to the skull
{pDs} Muffalopadus: pop
{pDs} Muffalopadus: brains
{pDs} Muffalopadus: The dude narrating sounds bored
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Snip snip, optical nerves
{pDs} Muffalopadus: snip snip, other bunches of nerves
{pDs} Muffalopadus: brains out
{pDs} Muffalopadus: eww
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Shot of top of head and I can see down the spinal collum
{pDs} Muffalopadus: collumb?
{pDs} Muffalopadus: grr
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Dissecting the heart now.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: You brought this on yourself.
{pDs} Muffalopadus: You didn't pay attention to me
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Now yo'll prolly read this all "OMG MUFF WHY DID YOU WRITE ALL THIS?" and I'll be all "LOL YOU READ ALL THAT?!"
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Ok, i'm out



what was just read can not be unread

i lol'd

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Razor
#2 Posted: : Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:15:19 PM
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I have often wondered what color the sky is in Muff's world.


Mr. 12
#3 Posted: : Tuesday, February 16, 2010 4:33:32 PM
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Looks like I found my new griefing buddy. :D
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WDF?
#4 Posted: : Wednesday, February 24, 2010 11:48:17 PM
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Requesting link to autopsy video.


[13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump
[13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
WDF?
#5 Posted: : Wednesday, February 24, 2010 11:52:32 PM
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Nevermind, found it. I love how they stuff the implant back in.


[13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump
[13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
bragr
#6 Posted: : Thursday, February 25, 2010 12:00:42 AM
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This is not even approaching some of the weirder things that have been said between muff and I.
TitaniumPhoenix
#7 Posted: : Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:22:54 AM
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wrote:
{pDs} Muffalopadus: Shot of top of head and I can see down the spinal collum
{pDs} Muffalopadus: collumb?


*column

That autopsy video is cool. If you can find it, get the autospy video from the dude that does the Body World's Exhibit. I watched that in anatomy and it was pretty damn cool!

Also: I'm glad I never leave Steam up when I'm AFK...or, you know, up at all as of late.
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{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: We're Mexican. I say we pull a razor outta our titties and cut them!
[CMS]Noobina: omg thats where you keep yours too?!

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{pDs} TitaniumPhoenix: You mean that's not you in my titties? THEN WHO IS IT? D:
{pDs} Razor: I don't know but I would imagine if you push them together you would probably hear AFLAC!!!

Muffalopadus
#8 Posted: : Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:31:06 PM
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Yeah Phoenix. You're lame. Stop stealing blood and stuff and get on steam sometime.

http://www.wired.com/wir...ce/2009/04/surgeryvids/

Just watch all of those. The robot assisted surgeries are freaking awesome. I feel like I'm in the future!


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