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Has anyone seen it? I probably wont, am curious as to how a movie about the end of the world ends In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way. 
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somebody want to spoil it for me In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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Gunslinger wrote:somebody want to spoil it for me Yeah I will. They are able to save everywhere in the world except Waco, Texas. It is the "feel good" movie of the year.
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Fuck Waco. silverwasp wrote:Be careful what you wish for... I have 10 younger siblings and I am only 20....
Yes.... Same parents WarMachine wrote:meh...maybe if he hadn't been handed a burning house he could have done great things, but right now he has won the Prize for what? Damage Control?
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Lol, I thought it was good. It is quite long though. 2 hours and 45 minutes. WITHOUT previews. Here is your spoiler:
Basis:
The Earth starts to overheat after neutrinos from very large solar flares reach the Earth. The Earth's crust therefore becomes unstable and the tectonic plates get screwed up and start splitting apart. There are then tsunamis and polar relocation.
Ending:
Aliens come and abduct a set of people who are then studied and probed.
Just kidding. It's actually more like:
Important or genetically sound people are boarded on arks built in China and can survive the tsunamis and they all go to Africa, because it ended up surviving, having become the highest part of the Earth.
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hmmm interesting In an hour of Darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of Insanity look to the madman to lead the way.
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  Quote:Posting related image due to my inability to formulate an intelligent response. BlooDz wrote:i cant type good im stupid
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The plot can, and has, been written in four sentences. I highly recommend you don't care about that fact. Feel free to leave after the first hour, because that's where all the really cool stuff is. The first hour is
Los Angeles turning into ground zero for the most epic escape scene in memory and then a HOLYMOTHEROFGODHUGE volcano erupting. and then the rest of the movie's special effects is dedicated to so-accurate-that-no-one-could-care renderings of slow-moving water.
aka: nihilist pornography. It's absolutely bonkers. See this in the biggest, most badass theater you can find, because it needs to be felt. If you're the kind of guy that grits his teeth when you know a big scene is coming up, if you like your special effects extra-extra-extra large, this is a fine movie for you. It's a celebration of the things that film can do on screen. At some point, I feel like the producers and writers and actors and engineers all got together, realized the plot didn't really matter, grabbed this bull by the balls and went all-out on what they really wanted to show. In this, they succeeded. Safety + Peace
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TripleBam wrote:
It's a celebration of the things that film can do on screen. At some point, I feel like the producers and writers and actors and engineers all got together, realized the plot didn't really matter, grabbed this bull by the balls and went all-out on what they really wanted to show. In this, they succeeded.
Thats what I was hoping for. I kind of hoped for the entire destruction of the Earth in glorious HiFi HD 5.1 DSS etc. glory. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan My Backpack
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It was really hard for me to watch because I can't imagine John Cusack surviving the apocalypse. Making top five lists and whining about his girlfriend yes, escaping an certain doom from an RV falling off a cliff no. I wish it had been ironic and funny like Grosse Pointe Blank but alas. It was like seeing Jeff Bridges play the bad guy in Iron Man.. just.. awkward.
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 Me being fondled by one of the eggheads in the movie. [01:34] whutdufk: I love you Spaniard Lead Salad wrote:I love you Spaniard FinalGamer wrote:I love you Spaniard <3
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