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Rank: The Illuminist
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If I were a male porn star who's primary body of work was shooting MILF films, I would put "Mother Fucker" on my business cards. Carry on.  [13:58] TheSpaniard84: I have a kitty stuck to my rump [13:58] WhuTdufK: I suppose that's better than what's normally stuck to your rump.
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I would spank your buttocks hard and repeatedly with a paddle, causing irreversible damage so your card could read: James McKenna Badass Motherfucker I mean, if you want. You have my number.
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Rank: Fecal Impaction For the Win!
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Lead Salad wrote:I would spank your buttocks hard and repeatedly with a paddle, causing irreversible damage so your card could read:
James McKenna
Badass Motherfucker Fuck, I was drinking my lemonade. God damn it. Now my keyboard is lemony. I was this close to sending you business cards with that on it. But shipping is 3 weeks and by then the joke is old.  except they actually had your phone number, address, and email. Safety + Peace
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Rank: Fuckstick
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You were right. Hilarious. I approve of this thread.  Belligerent Pimp wrote: The Man Society just suspended my man card for a week for getting rickrolled by Mrs. Mary Midwestern Housewife.
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Rank: Coathanger Abortion
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My friend has a "James Brown Edition" leatherman, it has badass motherfucker laser engraved on it. He is in fact a badass motherfucker, I don't think he lists it on his business cards though. Razor wrote:Killing people is good therapy.  
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