There was a time when this place was the world to me. It almost controlled my life. I would check it like I check my email (hourly). It was my passion.
Well, guess what, motherfuckers? It ain't anymore. I know I passed it off once before, and then emorageusurped control. That was wrong. You guys were trying to salvage this place, or at least the memory of this place, and take it in a new and exciting direction and I cocked it up. Well, I'm pulling my cock out of your freedom as of now.
Rik is now owner of this mess. The site will remain online. Sirus will continue to stick his cock into the circuits and win that produce this place, but as far as an administrative role is concerned, I'm stepping aside. You guys can either continue to use this place or move onto something else. It makes no difference to me.
Final Gamer? You rock. You just keep fucking writing shit. As far as dedication to making this place what it is, you are like the super winner. You kept writing reviews and working long after I bailed. You are rad and it's been my pleasure to have worked with you.
Sirus, you've been a fucking cockbite that eats at my asshole constantly. For that, I want you to know that I love you. As much as you're a shit, you've kept this stupid crap running and I hope you know what that means to me.
Rik, you are a superhero. I feel like finally, with you in the drivers seat, I can step away and know this place will be taken care of. Thanks for finally helping me find peace in letting go. You rule.
Everyone else? Well, you've all heard this bullshit before in one of numerous quits. I think you all know me well enough to know this time it's for real. Well... if this post doesn't do it for you, you're all smart enough to have seen the writing on the wall a year ago when I started to phase myself out.
I will return when there is a game worth playing as a community. I had originally hoped it was TF2, but that turned out to be a monumental disappointment. Now, with Valve re releasing CS:S, I realize that it'll be a while before I return. Valve games are what this community is based upon, and it'll be a Valve game that returns me to this community. When that happens, I'm sure I'll kick Rik into the gutter and resume command of this amazing group of people. Until that happens, I want you all to know that you are my friends.
You have been the most important group of socially retarded people I've ever come to call my family. And, really, that's what this is. This is a family. We are there for each other through thick and thin. It was such an honor to know all of you.
This isn't goodbye forever. It's goodbye for now. For the near future, and until Valve releases another game that I care about playing.
For those of you that play either Sins of a Solar Empire, or Eve, feel free to contact me for a game. Those of you planning on Starcrafting it up, you may do the same.
Those of you wanting to contact me for other bullshit may also do that by speaking loudly into the megaphone inserted in my rectum. I may hear you. I won't be doing AIM. I won't be doing Xfire. You can email me or text/call me for those that I was drunk enough to give my phone number out to.
Duck and Titanium:
I can't make your wedding. I am truly sorry. When I talk to people about this community in real life, the one example I cite is the fact that you two met through this community. When I stepped back and realized the magnitude of that fact, I discovered that I could step away content and happy. I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. Thank you.
TL:DR:
I love you. Don't be a cock.
-James
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